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alpha2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:49 am

http://www.familyrightsassociation.com/educate/new_parent/
Cheetah
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 6:53 am

nah, to much letters, i dident read it, just a few lines and words, was not so funny at al..?

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alpha2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 1:28 pm

do u have ADD or something?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 1:35 pm

add? isnt that the english worth for adding something to something else?

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alpha2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:40 pm

LOL...thats one of the things its not

but anyways i meant it as a joke.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:02 pm

It doesn't care how deathly ill you are. It doesn't care if you haven't gotten 3 hours sleep in a week. It has a "noise hole" that produces hair-raising screams that absolutely DRIVE YOU NUTS! (Believe it or not, you get used to it and after a couple kids, you don't even hear it anymore)

now come on thats funny!

Where in the world does the romantic notion of "how wonderful it will be to start a family" come from?

so is that

Grandmothers or other female relatives are indispensable. Ladies from your church can be helpful too.

lol....


If you're feeling helpless and you "CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE", it doesn't take a genius to figure out that shaking or slapping a little baby and screaming "SHUT UP" does any good. They haven't developed the brain function equal to a CAT yet! If you shake and slap a cat while screaming at it, it will probably claw you.

the cat things funny...


Don't worry- the baby can scream just as well without you. As long as it's screaming, it is still alive

LOL



Then sit down and just hold your little baby and cuddle it. Right now, you may hate it more than anything in the world. But it didn't ask to be born. Maybe you didn't even WANT IT. It needs to be loved ANYWAY. It is not a pet- it is a little version of YOU.

This poor, miserable, helpless, little baby is COMPLETELY depending on YOU, even for life itself.

lol....



It can grow up to be your best friend or your very worst enemy. When you get OLD, YOU may be COMPLETELY DEPENDING ON HIM OR HER- even for life itself.

thats true
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:28 am

... Laughing ....


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:22 pm

lol Razz

alpha i read it and it was hillarious Very Happy

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alpha2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:26 pm

thank god raven, i though maybee i lost my sense of humor Cool


Last edited by alpha2003 on Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
Cheetah
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:44 am

you did, that raven likes it doesnt say anything Wink

lol, sorry raven... j/k Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:32 pm

*click* *enter* *ban*

Cheetah is now banned from the site

Hmmm, anyone else wanna make fun of me? Wink

jk

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:57 pm

lol, i knew you where gonna do something like that.
Very Happy

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alpha2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:24 pm

cheetah must you play devils advocate all the time whenever i say something Evil or Very Mad and add a j\k to it?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:37 pm

alpha2003 wrote:
cheetah must you play devils advocate all the time whenever i say something Evil or Very Mad and add a j\k to it?


huh? devils advocate? what you mean?







edit:

o almost forgot: j/k

Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:53 pm

alpha2003 wrote:
thank god raven, i though maybee i lost a sense of humor Cool


why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9!!!!!

ROFL! never get bored on that one

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